True story.

I think,No I know I am unlucky!
Almost like the Twin Towers would collapse If they would have placed me in front of the buildings and they would save a lot of cash and time and effort!This is not just an assumption mind you,it is a very precise observation that I have made over many years and have eventually concluded that I am simply plain unlucky!A very recent example would be my experience of writing my honours paper for 4 hours almost without any air.In this age of Global Warming people die without air conditioner and fan is a basic necessity but this examination centre where I gave my horribly long exam denied me of my basic necessity.The hall was huge with almost 30 fans and the one fan,the one and only fan which was not working was obviously the one above me.Yes I was furious,angry,mad at myself because its not the the fault of the college it was yet another indication of my sad luck.I tried,I asked the weird old invigilator who had a very twisted long nose to help me out.He tried too,brought a slender stick and tried his hand at rotation,but obviously the power of my bad luck is stronger and therefore his efforts had no impact.I spent 14400 seconds without a fan writing a paper,sweating like a pig,smelling like shit!My paper was almost WET!
The above story is a real life incident with a real human being involved in it,and yes you know someone who is the epitome of bad luck,congratulations!